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THE RUMOR ARCHIVE
RUMOR #1
NORA IS JANIS JOPLIN's DAUGHTER.
 
NOT TRUE!
RUMOR #2
THE HOGUESTERS ARE REAL and FROM ANOTHER PLANET.
The Hoguesters (pronounced "Hogue-sters")
are Nora's official backing group when playing lounge songs and
Theo's turns into the "Iron, Chromium, and Steel Ballroom"
- also accompanied by the fabulous new June Taylor Dancers.
NOT THE REAL HOGSTERS
NOT THE REAL HOGUSTERS
MAYBE???
RUMOR #3
THE WOOLY BULLY IS REAL AND
HAS BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM.
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MAYBE!!!... |
RUMOR #4
ROLAND WAS A VIKING WARRIOR
IN A PREVIOUS LIFE....
RUMOR #5
WAYNE & CATHY LIVED IN THE
MYTHICAL UNDERSEA CITY OF ATLANTIS AND RODE SEAHORSES...
 RUMOR #6
THEO'S IS NAMED FOR THEODORE ROOSEVELT.
RUMOR #7
THE MIRAMARTIANS ARE COMING!!!
EEEEKKKK!!!
 NOT
A MIRAMARTIAN
 NOT
A MIRAMARTIAN
MAYBE - LOOKS LIKE
OUR KIND OF PEOPLE...
RUMOR #8
JIMI HENDRIX TAUGHT BUTCH
HOW TO PLAY WOOLY BULLY...
RUMOR #9
TICKETS FOR NEW YEARS EVE HAVE BEEN SEEN ON eBay
RUMOR #13
LEW HOGUE USES ONLY GENUINE "LOVE ME TENDER" CONDITIONING
SHAMPOO ON THOSE WONDERFUL CURLY LOCKS OF HIS.
RUMOR #12
SLINKY HAS A KEEP ON TRUCKIN' TATTOO.
RUMOR #11
 TELLY
SAVALAS IS DOING A LIVE CONCERT AT THEO's TO PROMOTE HIS NEW "TELLY" CD & ALBUM
RUMOR #10
Theo's is having a "I LOOK LIKE MY DOG" CONTEST
soon!
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